Quick and the dead rankings (2036 Preseason)


THE QUICK

1. Deadwood Dust Devils 32 (1)
2. Mayfield Bakers 31 (2)
3. Charleston Hammers 30 (3)
4. Duluth Timbers 29 (4)
5. Great Falls Quicksilver 28 (5)
6. Chesapeake Bay Crusaders 27 (6)
7. Birmingham Thunderbolts 26 (7)
8. Blue Rock Heisenbergs 25 (8)
9. Hollywood Stars 24 (9)
10. Menominee Timberjacks 23 (10)

AND

11. Omaha Storm 22 (11)
12. San Antonio Rampage 21 (12)
13. Hawaii Black Sharks 20 (13)
14. Tokyo Far East 19 (14)
15. Tampa Bay Corsairs 18 (15)
16. Oak Island Treasure 17 (16)
17. Chicken Wing Foghorn Leghorns 16 (17)
18. Tucson Outlaws 15 (18)
19. Atlanta Autobots 14 (19)
20. Green Bay Bullfrogs 13 (20)
21. Letterkenny Shamrocks 12 (21)
22. Texas Butcherz 11 (22)

THE DEAD

32. Buffalo Chips 1 (32)
31. New Orleans Voodoo 2 (31)
30. Canberra Crocodiles 3 (30)
29. St. Lawrence Muskies 4 (29)
28. Chicago Billy Goats 5 (28)
27. Albany Firebirds 6 (27)
26. North Florida Lizards 7 (26)
25. Kansas City Monarchs 8 (25)
24. Philly Cheesesteaks 9 (23)
23. Seattle Dragons 10 (22)

BECAME QUICK
None

BECAME DEAD
None

RESURRECTED FROM THE DEAD
None

NO LONGER QUICK ENOUGH
None


Since we have plenty of new owners, here is a breakdown on how I calculate the power rankings.

Start

Each team starts with the score based on their ranking going into the week. #1=32 down to #32=1

Record

+5 win
-5 lose
0 tie

Opponent

You get points based on who you beat and lose points based on who you lose too.

Example:
Based on the above power rankings let's say the #11 Omaha Storm beat the #24 Philly Cheesesteaks.

Omaha gets +9 points based on Philly's ranking at 24.

Philly is hit with -11 because Omaha is ranked 11th.

Example #2
Let's say the #32 ranked Buffalo Chips defeat the #1 Deadwood Dust Devils.

Buffalo gets +32
Deadwood gets hit at -32

The higher ranked an opponent is then the more points a win is worth while losing to a high ranked team carries a small penalty. In the above example if #1 Deadwood beats #32 Buffalo then Deadwood gets +1 while Buffalo loses -1.

Total Offense/Defense

A team gets points based on where they are ranked on both total offense and defense.

I use 66 as the baseline then see where each team is ranked and subtract those rankings from 66.

Example

Let's say the Deadwood Dust Devils are ranked #1 on offense and #9 on defense. That equals a combined ranking of 10 (9+1).

Then I subtract that 10 from the baseline of 66 (66-10=56) and award them 56 points.

So the range is 64 points (#1 offense/defense) to 2 points (#32 offense/defense).

Turnover margin

Finally I simply add or subtract each teams Turnover margin from each teams total score.

Final example

So lets do a quick example.

Week 1

The Tucson Outlaws host the Green Bay Bullfrogs and for our example Green Bay wins.

Green Bay is ranked 20th going into week 1 which carries a score of 13.

20. Green Bay Bullfrogs 13 (20)

13

They beat Tucson who was ranked 18th which carries a score of 15.

18. Tucson Outlaws 15 (18)

13+15 =28

Green Bay won and its week 1 so their record is 1-0 which means they get +5 for the win.

28+5=33

Now I check the team stats and check yards from Scrimmage/game



If I use the above example then Green Bay is ranking 16th on offense and 25th on defense. So using my baseline of 66, I subtract 41 (16+25) which equals 25.

33+25=58

Finally I goto Turnover margin in team stats and add/subtract that number.



Based on the above example from week 16 last season, Green Bay is at a -19 Turnover margin.

58-19=39

So Green Bay scores 39 points and after the other 31 teams are calculated would be ranked accordingly.

Quick and the dead rankings (2036 Week 1)

The week 1 rankings find the Bakers nudging out the Dust Devils for the top spot. 4 teams joined the ranks of the Quick while 5 teams were resurrected from the dead including the deadest of the dead (29,30,31 and 32). We had one team drop from the Quick straight past And into the Dead....a 2 tier swing is rare but anything can happen Week 1.

THE QUICK

1. Mayfield Bakers 110 (2)
2. Deadwood Dust Devils 108 (1)
3. Birmingham Thunderbolts 108 (7)
4. Menominee Timberjacks 103 (10)
5. Great Falls Quicksilver 96 (5)
6. Hollywood Stars 90 (9)
7. Hawaii Black Sharks 89 (13)
8. Oak Island Treasure 88 (16)
9. Chicken Wing Foghorn Leghorns 82 (17)
10. Tucson Outlaws 80 (18)

AND

11. St. Lawrence Muskies 76 (29)
12. San Antonio Rampage 73 (12)
13. Buffalo Chips 71 (32)
14. Kansas City Monarchs 65 (25)
15. Canberra Crocodiles 58 (30)
16. New Orleans Voodoo 53 (31)
17. Charleston Hammers 49 (3)
18. Duluth Timbers 47 (4)
19. Blue Rock Heisenbergs 30 (8)
20. Atlanta Autobots 30 (19)
21. Tokyo Far East 22 (14)
22. Omaha Storm 21 (11)

THE DEAD

32. Texas Butcherz -13 (22)
31. Chicago Billy Goats -7 (28)
30. North Florida Lizards -2 (26)
29. Philly Cheesesteaks 2 (23)
28. Letterkenny Shamrocks 2 (21)
27. Seattle Dragons 3 (22)
26. Albany Firebirds 5 (27)
25. Green Bay Bullfrogs 11 (20)
24. Tampa Bay Corsairs 14 (15)
23. Chesapeake Bay Crusaders 19 (6)

BECAME QUICK
Hawaii Black Sharks
Oak Island Treasure
Chicken Wing Foghorn Leghorns
Tucson Outlaws

BECAME DEAD
Chesapeake Bay Crusaders
Tampa Bay Corsairs
Green Bay Bullfrogs
Letterkenny Shamrocks
Texas Butcherz

RESURRECTED FROM THE DEAD
St. Lawrence Muskies
Buffalo Chips
Kansas City Monarchs
Canberra Crocodiles
New Orleans Voodoo

NO LONGER QUICK ENOUGH
Charleston Hammers
Duluth Timbers
Blue Rock Heisenbergs
Chesapeake Bay Crusaders

Quick and the dead rankings (2036 Week 2)

It's still early and we saw plenty of movement once again as the power rankings won't settle down until weeks 4-5 as we get more of a sample size. The Dust Devils reclaim the top spot and the Thunderbolts and Monarchs have made a strong claim at the top along with the Bakers. The Quicksilver take a rare drop out of the realm of the Quick while the Rampage find themselves Dead with the Butcherz who are the Deadest of the Dead as they got Butchered by the Goats and the Chips!!!

THE QUICK



1. Deadwood Dust Devils 115 (2)
2. Birmingham Thunderbolts 113 (3)
3. Mayfield Bakers 112 (1)
4. Kansas City Monarchs 110 (14)
5. Menominee Timberjacks 108 (4)
6. Hollywood Stars 107 (6)
7. Tucson Outlaws 86 (10)
8. Charleston Hammers 84 (17)
9. Blue Rock Heisenbergs 75 (19)
10. Duluth Timbers 73 (18)

AND

11. Great Falls Quicksilver 66 (5)
12. Atlanta Autobots 61 (20)
13. Chesapeake Bay Crusaders 60 (32)
14. Hawaii Black Sharks 53 (7)
15. Green Bay Bullfrogs 52 (30)
16. Buffalo Chips 48 (13)
17. Chicken Wing Foghorn Leghorns 46 (9)
18. Seattle Dragons 46 (28)
19. Oak Island Treasure 44 (8)
20. Canberra Crocodiles 37 (15)
21. St. Lawrence Muskies 31 (11)
22. Chicago Billy Goats 28 (24)

THE DEAD



32. Texas Butcherz -26 (23)
31. Letterkenny Shamrocks -16 (27)
30. Omaha Storm -9 (22)
29. North Florida Lizards -6 (25)
28. Philly Cheesesteaks -4 (26)
27. Tokyo Far East 0 (21)
26. Tampa Bay Corsairs 11 (31)
25. San Antonio Rampage 19 (12)
24. Albany Firebirds 24 (29)
23. New Orleans Voodoo 26 (16)

BECAME QUICK
Kansas City Monarchs
Charleston Hammers
Blue Rock Heisenbergs
Duluth Timbers

BECAME DEAD
New Orleans Voodoo
San Antonio Rampage
Tokyo Far East
Omaha Storm

RESURRECTED FROM THE DEAD
Chesapeake Bay Crusaders
Green Bay Bullfrogs
Seattle Dragons
Chicago Billy Goats

NO LONGER QUICK ENOUGH
Great Falls Quicksilver
Hawaii Black Sharks
Chicken Wing Foghorn Leghorns
Oak Island Treasure

Quick and the dead rankings (2036 Week 3)

The Dust Devils maintain the top position while the Crusaders have bounced back into the realm of the Quick. The Bakers have fallen into the purgatory of the And tier. The Butcherz are still winless but played much better while the Shamrocks are out of luck and the deadest of the dead.

THE QUICK



1. Deadwood Dust Devils 118 (1)
2. Hollywood Stars 117 (6)
3. Kansas City Monarchs 109 (4)
4. Chesapeake Bay Crusaders 102 (13)
5. Birmingham Thunderbolts 96 (2)
6. Tucson Outlaws 94 (7)
7. Duluth Timbers 93 (10)
8. Menominee Timberjacks 92 (5)
9. Great Falls Quicksilver 92 (11)
10. Blue Rock Heisenbergs 91 (9)

AND

11. Chicken Wing Foghorn Leghorns 82 (17)
12. Mayfield Bakers 79 (3)
13. Hawaii Black Sharks 75 (14)
14. Atlanta Autobots 73 (12)
15. New Orleans Voodoo 62 (23)
16. Buffalo Chips 60 (16)
17. Green Bay Bullfrogs 52 (15)
18. Charleston Hammers 46 (8)
19. San Antonio Rampage 44 (25)
20. Seattle Dragons 18 (18)
21. Chicago Billy Goats 15 (22)
22. Albany Firebirds 15 (24)

THE DEAD



32. Letterkenny Shamrocks -31 (31)
31. North Florida Lizards -20 (29)
30. Omaha Storm -15 (30)
29. Philly Cheesesteaks -1 (28)
28. Tampa Bay Corsairs -1 (26)
27. Oak Island Treasure 2 (19)
26. Tokyo Far East 3 (27)
25. St. Lawrence Muskies 3 (21)
24. Texas Butcherz 9 (32)
23. Canberra Crocodiles 11 (20)

BECAME QUICK
Chesapeake Bay Crusaders
Great Falls Quicksilver

BECAME DEAD
Canberra Crocodiles
St. Lawrence Muskies
Oak Island Treasure

RESURRECTED FROM THE DEAD
San Antonio Rampage
Albany Firebirds
New Orleans Voodoo

NO LONGER QUICK ENOUGH
Mayfield Bakers
Charleston Hammers

We are 4 weeks into the season and the rankings start to settle down as the Dust Devils remain at the top but the Thunderbolts, Stars and Timberjacks are applying pressure. The rankings are deep as the Quicksilver, Hammers and Heisenbergs are perennial Contenders but find themselves in the Limbo of the "And" tier. Once proud francises like the Storm and Shamrock fond themselves Dead but not as Dead as the Lizards who are the Deadest of the Dead!

THE QUICK



1. Deadwood Dust Devils 127 (1)
2. Birmingham Thunderbolts 123 (5)
3. Hollywood Stars 118 (2)
4. Menominee Timberjacks 117 (8)
5. Kansas City Monarchs 111 (3)
6. Tucson Outlaws 110 (6)
7. Mayfield Bakers 96 (12)
8. Duluth Timbers 91 (7)
9. Hawaii Black Sharks 89 (13)
10. Chesapeake Bay Crusaders 81 (4)

AND

11. Great Falls Quicksilver 81 (9)
12. Charleston Hammers 72 (18)
13. Chicken Wing Foghorn Leghorns 71 (11)
14. Green Bay Bullfrogs 55 (17)
15. Atlanta Autobots 51 (14)
16. Blue Rock Heisenbergs 49 (10)
17. New Orleans Voodoo 47 (15)
18. Tokyo Far East 39 (26)
19. St. Lawrence Muskies 38 (25)
20. Buffalo Chips 37 (16)
21. Texas Butcherz 37 (24)
22. San Antonio Rampage 28 (19)

THE DEAD



32. North Florida Lizards -44 (31)
31. Omaha Storm -25 (30)
30. Tampa Bay Corsairs -19 (28)
29. Philly Cheesesteaks -17 (29)
28. Albany Firebirds -8 (22)
27. Canberra Crocodiles -6 (23)
26. Oak Island Treasure 7 (27)
25. Seattle Dragons 7 (20)
24. Letterkenny Shamrocks 9 (32)
23. Chicago Billy Goats 10 (21)

BECAME QUICK
Mayfield Bakers
Hawaii Black Sharks

BECAME DEAD
Chicago Billy Goats
Seattle Dragons
Albany Firebirds

RESURRECTED FROM THE DEAD
Texas Butcherz
St. Lawrence Muskies
Tokyo Far East

NO LONGER QUICK ENOUGH
Great Falls Quicksilver
Blue Rock Heisenbergs

Quick and the dead rankings (2036 Week 5)

There was a big shakeup in the rankings as the Dust Devils fell to the Hammers and the Bakers take the top spot while 5 of the 10 Quick teams lost this week with 4 of them dropping out of the ranks of the Quick. The Firebirds and Treasure resurrected themselves from the Dead with big wins over teams ranked in the top 19. The Far East and the Voodoo fell the farthest into the ranks of the Dead while the Storm became the Deadest of the Dead.

THE QUICK



1. Mayfield Bakers 122 (7)
2. Hollywood Stars 118 (3)
3. Kansas City Monarchs 118 (5)
4. Great Falls Quicksilver 112 (11)
5. Birmingham Thunderbolts 111 (2)
6. Charleston Hammers 105 (12)
7. Duluth Timbers 102 (8)
8. Atlanta Autobots 88 (15)
9. Tucson Outlaws 83 (6)
10. Green Bay Bullfrogs 83 (14)

AND

11. Deadwood Dust Devils 77 (1)
12. Menominee Timberjacks 76 (4)
13. San Antonio Rampage 67 (22)
14. Buffalo Chips 60 (20)
15. Chesapeake Bay Crusaders 56 (10)
16. Hawaii Black Sharks 54 (9)
17. Texas Butcherz 50 (21)
18. Blue Rock Heisenbergs 41 (16)
19. Albany Firebirds 38 (28)
20. Oak Island Treasure 29 (26)
21. Letterkenny Shamrocks 27 (24)
22. Chicken Wing Foghorn Leghorns 25 (13)

THE DEAD



32. Omaha Storm -31 (31)
31. North Florida Lizards -24 (33)
30. Tampa Bay Corsairs -24 (30)
29. Philly Cheesesteaks -20 (29)
28. Seattle Dragons -5 (25)
27. Tokyo Far East 4 (18)
26. Canberra Crocodiles 5 (27)
25. St. Lawrence Muskies 5 (19)
24. New Orleans Voodoo 13 (17)
23. Chicago Billy Goats 21 (23)

BECAME QUICK
Great Falls Quicksilver
Charleston Hammers
Atlanta Autobots
Green Bay Bullfrogs

BECAME DEAD
New Orleans Voodoo
St. Lawrence Muskies
Tokyo Far East

RESURRECTED FROM THE DEAD
Albany Firebirds
Oak Island Treasure
Letterkenny Shamrocks

NO LONGER QUICK ENOUGH
Deadwood Dust Devils
Menominee Timberjacks
Chesapeake Bay Crusaders
Hawaii Black Sharks

Quick and the dead rankings (2036 Week 6)

Six weeks in and we are down to one undefeated team; the Monarchs, who sit atop the rankings. The Dust Devils rejoin the ranks of the Quick along with the Black Sharks and Crusaders. The Heisenbergs have rebounded and sit atop the And tier while the Stars and Thunderbolts have slipped after a fast start into the realm of the Ands. The Shamrocks and Butcherz have dies and once again the Lizards are the Deadest of the Dead.

THE QUICK



1. Kansas City Monarchs 145 (3)
2. Duluth Timbers 125 (7)
3. Mayfield Bakers 113 (1)
4. Deadwood Dust Devils 108 (11)
5. Charleston Hammers 101 (6)
6. Great Falls Quicksilver 100 (4)
7. Tucson Outlaws 99 (9)
8. Hawaii Black Sharks 99 (16)
9. Chesapeake Bay Crusaders 94 (15)
10. Atlanta Autobots 94 (8)

AND

11. Blue Rock Heisenbergs 86 (18)
12. Birmingham Thunderbolts 86 (5)
13. Hollywood Stars 85 (2)
14. Menominee Timberjacks 64 (12)
15. Chicken Wing Foghorn Leghorns 64 (22)
16. Green Bay Bullfrogs 49 (10)
17. Chicago Billy Goats 38 (23)
18. San Antonio Rampage 36 (13)
19. Oak Island Treasure 30 (20)
20. Philly Cheesesteaks 27 (29)
21. Buffalo Chips 25 (14)
22. Albany Firebirds 16 (19)

THE DEAD



32. North Florida Lizards -44 (31)
31. Tampa Bay Corsairs -31 (30)
30. Canberra Crocodiles -29 (26)
29. Seattle Dragons -17 (28)
28. St. Lawrence Muskies -11 (25)
27. New Orleans Voodoo 1 (24)
26. Texas Butcherz 5 (17)
25. Omaha Storm 6 (32)
24. Tokyo Far East 8 (27)
23. Letterkenny Shamrocks 12 (21)

BECAME QUICK
Deadwood Dust Devils
Hawaii Black Sharks 
Chesapeake Bay Crusaders

BECAME DEAD
Letterkenny Shamrocks
Texas Butcherz

RESURRECTED FROM THE DEAD
Chicago Billy Goats
Philly Cheesesteaks

NO LONGER QUICK ENOUGH
Birmingham Thunderbolts
Hollywood Stars
Green Bay Bullfrogs

Quick and the dead rankings (2036 Week 12)

5 weeks of games have inflated the scores! I've conned my physical theory doc to allow me to play MFN for fine motor function plus writing....I'm slowly improving and I was lucky because things could have been much worse.


THE QUICK



1. Hawaii Black Sharks 203 (8)
2. Duluth Timbers 201 (2)
3. Kansas City Monarchs 194 (1)
4. Great Falls Quicksilver 191 (6)
5. Deadwood Dust Devils 189 (4)
6. Hollywood Stars 181 (13)
7. Blue Rock Heisenbergs 174 (11)
8. Charleston Hammers 161 (5)
9. Menominee Timberjacks 151 (14)
10. Mayfield Bakers 117 (3)

AND

11. Chesapeake Bay Crusaders 110 (9)
12. Atlanta Autobots 105 (10)
13. Birmingham Thunderbolts 92 (12)
14. Chicken Wing Foghorn Leghorns 75 (15)
15. Tucson Outlaws 67 (7)
16. Letterkenny Shamrocks 59 (23)
17. Texas Butcherz 52 (26)
18. Omaha Storm 45 (25)
19. Chicago Billy Goats 14 (17)
20. Oak Island Treasure 0 (19)
21. Tokyo Far East -14 (24)
22. Green Bay Bullfrogs -29 (16)

THE DEAD



32. North Florida Lizards -112 (32)
31. Philly Cheesesteaks -106 (20)
30. New Orleans Voodoo -102 (27)
29. St. Lawrence Muskies -65 (28)
28. Canberra Crocodiles -60 (30)
27. Seattle Dragons -58 (29)
26. Buffalo Chips -56 (21)
25. Tampa Bay Corsairs -53 (31)
24. San Antonio Rampage -49 (18)
23. Albany Firebirds -40 (22)

BECAME QUICK
Hollywood Stars
Blue Rock Heisenbergs
Menominee Timberjacks

BECAME DEAD
San Antonio Rampage
Buffalo Chips 
Philly Cheesesteaks
Albany Firebirds

RESURRECTED FROM THE DEAD
Letterkenny Shamrocks
Texas Butcherz
Omaha Storm
Tokyo Far East

NO LONGER QUICK ENOUGH
Chesapeake Bay Crusaders
Atlanta Autobots
Tucson Outlaws

I'm just glad you are healthy my friend. Keep moving forward, PT is rarely fun, mostly painful, BUT absolutely necessary! ROCK IT OUT my friend, I know you can do it......................MM

Quick and the dead rankings (2036 Week 13)

Team scores return to normal!

15 games went to form where the highest ranked seed won!!! The 16th game being the #5 Dust Devils defeating the #1 Black Sharks which dropped the Black Sharks to #11 since everyone else in the top 10 won.

☆The top 11 teams all have scores over 100 which represents a playoff caliber team so any slip-up now will cost a Quick ranked team.
☆Teams ranked 12-17 with scores from 50-80 represent teams on the playoff bubble.
☆Teams ranked 18-22 with scores between 0-25 are teams with a chance to win between 6-8 wins.
☆Teams ranked 23-32 with a negative score are teams where between 0-5 wins are expected...the worse the negative score, the fewer wins!


THE QUICK



1. Hollywood Stars 173 (6)
2. Great Falls Quicksilver 159 (4)
3. Deadwood Dust Devils 157 (5)
4. Kansas City Monarchs 149 (3)
5. Duluth Timbers 144 (2)
6. Menominee Timberjacks 126 (9)
7. Charleston Hammers 121 (8)
8. Blue Rock Heisenbergs 120 (7)
9. Birmingham Thunderbolts 114 (13)
10. Mayfield Bakers 113 (10)

AND

11. Hawaii Black Sharks 112 (1)
12. Tucson Outlaws 80 (15)
13. Atlanta Autobots 74 (12)
14. Chesapeake Bay Crusaders 67 (11)
15. Chicken Wing Foghorn Leghorns 62 (14)
16. Texas Butcherz 61 (17)
17. Omaha Storm 52 (18)
18. Letterkenny Shamrocks 23 (16)
19. Chicago Billy Goats 16 (19)
20. Albany Firebirds 13 (23)
21. Green Bay Bullfrogs 4 (22)
22. Oak Island Treasure 2 (20)

THE DEAD



32. North Florida Lizards -92 (32)
30. New Orleans Voodoo -53 (30)
31. Philly Cheesesteaks -47 (31)
25. Tampa Bay Corsairs -46 (25)
27. Seattle Dragons -44 (27)
29. St. Lawrence Muskies -17 (29)
26. Buffalo Chips -15 (26)
24. San Antonio Rampage -15 (24)
21. Tokyo Far East -12 (21)
28. Canberra Crocodiles -9 (28)

BECAME QUICK
Birmingham Thunderbolts

BECAME DEAD
Tokyo Far East

RESURRECTED FROM THE DEAD
Albany Firebirds

NO LONGER QUICK ENOUGH
Hawaii Black Sharks