Quick and the dead rankings (2045 Week 16 Final)
The Hammers claim the top spot for a league record 7th time. Any hopes the Mallards would unseat them was lost when they rested some starters and lost to the Rattlesnakes in a meaningless week 16 game for them.
The Mallards chose to prepare for the postseason instead of chasing perfection since they already had secured the bye.
Only 2 teams switched tiers as the Regulators snuck into the Quick tier with their week 16 win over the Foghorn Leghorns which also clinched them their division.
Despite losing in week 16 resoundingly to the #1 Hammers, the Muskies avoided a 5th #32 ranking as the Corsairs claimed the title of "Deadest of the Dead" for the 1st time in francise history.
Games of the week#8 Rattlesnakes beat #2 Mallards 33-13
#12 Regulators best #9 Foghorn Leghorns 34-23
#14 Treasure beat #11 Heisenbergs 23-20
Upset of the weekNone
QUICK8-2
AND6-6
DEAD2-8
The Deadest of the DeadTampa Bay Corsairs
THE QUICK1. Charleston Hammers 181 (1)
2. Kansas City Monarchs 168 (4)
3. Great Falls Quicksilver 161 (3)
4. Galanta Mallards 156 (2)
5. Spring Grove Rattlesnakes 149 (8)
6. Little Rock Lancers 137 (5)
7. Raritan Fighting DeLucias 127 (6)
8. San Antonio Rampage 117 (7)
9. Duluth Timbers 102 (10)
10. Lincoln County Regulators 99 (12)
AND11. Chicken Wing Foghorn Leghorns 87 (9)
12. Oak Island Treasure 77 (14)
13. Virginia Virgins 73 (15)
14. Tokyo Far East 70 (13)
15. Blue Rock Heisenbergs 64 (11)
16. Mayfield Bakers 47 (18)
17. Colorodo Cut Throat's 45 (16)
18. Hollywood Stars 31 (22)
19. Bratislava Mellotrons 31 (19)
20. Dathomir Rancors 28 (17)
21. Omaha Storm 28 (21)
22. Lansing Leviathan 7 (20)
THE DEAD32. Tampa Bay Corsairs -82 (31)
31. St. Lawrence Muskies -75 (32)
30. Fayetteville Airborne -55 (28)
29. Atlanta Autobots -54 (30)
28. Hawaii Black Sharks -39 (29)
27. Aurora Borlealis -30 (27)
26. Springfield Ukraine United -23 (24)
25. London Ravens -12 (26)
24. Buffalo Chips -12 (25)
23. Baffin Blizzard -1 (23)
BECAME QUICK
Lincoln County Regulators
BECAME DEAD
None
RESURRECTED FROM THE DEAD
None
NO LONGER QUICK ENOUGH
Chicken Wing Foghorn Leghorns