You're looking to jinx everyone in this league lol

We jinxed ourselves with 4 turnovers while forcing none

How dare you sir!!!

I would never post stuff like the Dust Devils have been in the top 5 of the rankings all season.

Or

The Dust Devils have been ranked #1 4 weeks in a row.

Or

The Hammers have been in the top 4 all season

Or

The Hammers have moved into 2nd this week after spending 5 weeks at 4 then a week at 3rd.


In some crazy attempt to jinx those teams!

Quick and the dead rankings (2035 Week 8)

The top 6 teams remain unchanged while all the dead..are still dead!

THE QUICK

1. Deadwood Dust Devils 148 (1)
2. Charleston Hammers 139 (2)
3. Duluth Timbers 139 (3)
4. Carolina 123 (4)
5. Great Falls Quicksilver 116 (5)
6. Utah Raptors 106 (6)
7. Hamburg Blue Devils 105 (11)
8. Hawaii Black Sharks 104 (13)
9. Mayfield Bakers 91 (10)
10. Omaha Storm 76 (8)

AND

11. Tampa Bay Corsairs 74 (14)
12. Vancouver Bears 73 (20)
13. Tokyo Far East 71 (16)
14. San Antonio Rampage 64 (17)
15. Blue Rock Heisenbergs 60 (12)
16. Philadelphia 57 (22)
17. Letterkenny Shamrocks 56 (9)
18. Oak Island Treasure 47 (7)
19. Synn City Chupacabras 46 (19)
20. Tucson Outlaws 43 (15)
21. Chicken Wing Foghorn Leghorns 35 (18)
22. Green Bay 1 (21)

THE DEAD

32. Buffalo -51 (32)
31. New Orleans Voodoo -36 (27)
30. Oklahoma City Cheetahs -26 (28)
29. Detroit -21 (30)
28. Texas Butcherz -21 (29)
27. St. Lawrence Muskies -15 (26)
26. Bermondsey Lions -15 (25)
25. Seattle -11 (24)
24. Portland Pioneers -5 (31)
23. Indianapolis 0 (23)

BECAME QUICK
Hamburg Blue Devils
Hawaii Black Sharks

BECAME DEAD
None

RESURRECTED FROM THE DEAD
None

NO LONGER QUICK ENOUGH
Letterkenny Shamrocks
Oak Island Treasure

Quick and the dead rankings (2035 Week 9)

ZOMBIES!!!!

Philadelphia had worked their way into the top ten! This francise finished 2031, 2032 & 2033 32nd in the rankings before clawing through the earth to finish 27th in 2034. They have rotted away, dead in the ground for 4 seasons only to rise from the grave to become one of the Quick! Being an A.I. team, that is pretty impressive to me.

THE QUICK

1. Deadwood Dust Devils 151 (1)
2. Charleston Hammers 149 (2)
3. Duluth Timbers 148 (3)
4. Carolina 134 (4)
5. Great Falls Quicksilver 129 (5)
6. Mayfield Bakers 120 (9)
7. Hamburg Blue Devils 111 (7)
8. Hawaii Black Sharks 99 (8)
9. Utah Raptors 90 (6)
10. Philadelphia 83 (16)

AND

11. San Antonio Rampage 78 (14)
12. Blue Rock Heisenbergs 78 (15)
13. Vancouver Bears 77 (12)
14. Tampa Bay Corsairs 57 (11)
15. Tokyo Far East 57 (13)
16. Omaha Storm 56 (10)
17. Chicken Wing Foghorn Leghorns 52 (21)
18. Oak Island Treasure 41 (18)
19. Letterkenny Shamrocks 37 (17)
20. Tucson Outlaws 33 (20)
21. Synn City Chupacabras 22 (19)
22. Indianapolis 11 (23)

THE DEAD

32. Buffalo -73 (32)
31. Oklahoma City Cheetahs -43 (30)
30. Seattle -32 (25)
29. New Orleans Voodoo -31 (31)
28. Portland Pioneers -23 (24)
27. Green Bay -23 (22)
26. St. Lawrence Muskies -10 (27)
25. Bermondsey Lions -6 (26)
24. Detroit 4 (29)
23. Texas Butcherz 7 (28)

BECAME QUICK
Philadelphia

BECAME DEAD
Green Bay

RESURRECTED FROM THE DEAD
Indianapolis

NO LONGER QUICK ENOUGH
Omaha Storm

Quick and the dead rankings (2035 Week 10)


THE QUICK

1. Deadwood Dust Devils 179 (1)
2. Charleston Hammers 144 (2)
3. Duluth Timbers 136 (3)
4. Great Falls Quicksilver 127 (5)
5. Blue Rock Heisenbergs 122 (12)
6. Mayfield Bakers 120 (6)
7. Utah Raptors 116 (9)
8. Hawaii Black Sharks 115 (8)
9. Hamburg Blue Devils 111 (7)
10 Carolina 101 (4)

AND

11. San Antonio Rampage 91 (11)
12. Tokyo Far East 86 (15)
13. Vancouver Bears 74 (13)
14. Chicken Wing Foghorn Leghorns 63 (17)
15. Philadelphia 50 (10)
16. Omaha Storm 45 (16)
17. Tampa Bay Corsairs 37 (14)
18. Letterkenny Shamrocks 33 (19)
19. Indianapolis 26 (22)
20. Oak Island Treasure 25 (18)
21. Tucson Outlaws 17 (20)
22. Synn City Chupacabras 8 (21)

THE DEAD

32. Buffalo -59 (32)
31. Oklahoma City Cheetahs -47 (31)
30. New Orleans Voodoo -33 (29)
29. Portland Pioneers -29 (28)
28. Bermondsey Lions -29 (25)
27. Green Bay -23 (27)
26. Detroit -22 (24)
25. St. Lawrence Muskies -12 (26)
24. Texas Butcherz -7 (23)
23. Seattle 3 (30)

BECAME QUICK
Blue Rock Heisenbergs

BECAME DEAD
None

RESURRECTED FROM THE DEAD
None

NO LONGER QUICK ENOUGH
Philadelphia

Quick and the dead rankings (2035 Week 11)


THE QUICK

1. Deadwood Dust Devils 164 (1)
2. Duluth Timbers 162 (3)
3. Charleston Hammers 160 (2)
4. Mayfield Bakers 150 (6)
5. Great Falls Quicksilver 142 (5)
6. Hamburg Blue Devils 121 (9)
7. Carolina 112 (10)
8. Utah Raptors 104 (7)
9. San Antonio Rampage 98 (11)
10. Omaha Storm 85 (16)

AND

11. Hawaii Black Sharks 81 (8)
12. Chicken Wing Foghorn Leghorns 77 (14)
13. Blue Rock Heisenbergs 75 (5)
14. Vancouver Bears 75 (13)
15. Tokyo Far East 63 (12)
16. Oak Island Treasure 57 (20)
17. Tucson Outlaws 49 (21)
18. Philadelphia 42 (15)
19. Tampa Bay Corsairs 27 (17)
20. Letterkenny Shamrocks 25 (18)
21. Indianapolis 5 (19)
22. Seattle 1 (23)

THE DEAD

32. Portland Pioneers -60 (29)
31. Buffalo -46 (32)
30. Detroit -39 (26)
29. New Orleans Voodoo -37 (30)
28. Oklahoma City Cheetahs -36 (31)
27. St. Lawrence Muskies -25 (25)
26. Bermondsey Lions -21 (28)
25. Texas Butcherz -11 (24)
24. Synn City Chupacabras -6 (22)
23. Green Bay -1 (27)

BECAME QUICK
San Antonio Rampage
Omaha Storm

BECAME DEAD
Synn City Chupacabras

RESURRECTED FROM THE DEAD
Seattle

NO LONGER QUICK ENOUGH
Hawaii Black Sharks
Blue Rock Heisenbergs

Quick and the dead rankings (2035 Week 12)

After praising Philadelphia for reaching the Quick at #10 after winning 4 of 5 after week 9....the perennially Dead team has lost 3 in a row and once again returned to the rankings of the Dead!


THE QUICK

1. Deadwood Dust Devils 174 (1)
2. Mayfield Bakers 153 (4)
3. Great Falls Quicksilver 153 (5)
4. Charleston Hammers 152 (3)
5. Duluth Timbers 149 (2)
6. Carolina 138 (7)
7. Hawaii Black Sharks 107 (11)
8. San Antonio Rampage 106 (9)
9. Hamburg Blue Devils 104 (6)
10. Utah Raptors 87 (8)

AND

11. Tokyo Far East 80 (15)
12. Vancouver Bears 79 (14)
13. Blue Rock Heisenbergs 77 (13)
14. Omaha Storm 76 (10)
15. Tucson Outlaws 48 (17)
16. Chicken Wing Foghorn Leghorns 38 (12)
17. Letterkenny Shamrocks 32 (20)
18. Tampa Bay Corsairs 22 (19)
19. Green Bay 20 (23)
20. Oak Island Treasure 14 (16)
21. Texas Butcherz 12 (25)
22. Bermondsey Lions 7 (26)

THE DEAD

32. New Orleans Voodoo -65 (29)
31. Buffalo -55 (31)
30. Portland Pioneers -48 (32)
29. Detroit -30 (30)
28. St. Lawrence Muskies -28 (27)
27. Seattle -10 (22)
26. Indianapolis -3 (21)
25. Synn City Chupacabras 0 (24)
24. Oklahoma City Cheetahs 3 (28)
23. Philadelphia 6 (18)

BECAME QUICK
Hawaii Black Sharks

BECAME DEAD
Seattle
Indianapolis
Philadelphia

RESURRECTED FROM THE DEAD
Green Bay
Texas Butcherz
Bermondsey Lions

NO LONGER QUICK ENOUGH
Omaha Storm

Quick and the dead rankings (2035 Week 13)

Apparently Philadelphia is a Yo-yo going from Dead to And to Quick to And to Dead and now back to And!!!


THE QUICK

1. Deadwood Dust Devils 182 (1)
2. Duluth Timbers 166 (5)
3. Charleston Hammers 161 (4)
4. Great Falls Quicksilver 147 (3)
5. Mayfield Bakers 140 (2)
6. Hamburg Blue Devils 134 (9)
7. Hawaii Black Sharks 130 (7)
8. San Antonio Rampage 117 (8)
9. Blue Rock Heisenbergs 101 (13)
10. Carolina 99 (6)

AND

11. Tokyo Far East 88 (11)
12. Vancouver Bears 85 (12)
13. Omaha Storm 79 (14)
14. Oklahoma City Cheetahs 68 (24)
15. Utah Raptors 56 (10)
16. Chicken Wing Foghorn Leghorns 45 (17)
17. Indianapolis 39 (26)
18. Texas Butcherz 37 (21)
19. Tucson Outlaws 31 (15)
20. Green Bay 15 (19)
21. Philadelphia 14 (23)
22. Letterkenny Shamrocks 12 (16)

THE DEAD

32. Buffalo -62 (31)
31. Portland Pioneers -61 (30)
30. New Orleans Voodoo -52 (32)
29. St. Lawrence Muskies -48 (28)
28. Detroit -44 (29)
27. Seattle -21 (27)
26. Bermondsey Lions -13 (22)
25. Synn City Chupacabras -12 (25)
24. Oak Island Treasure 10 (20)
23. Tampa Bay Corsairs 11 (15)

BECAME QUICK
Blue Rock Heisenbergs

BECAME DEAD
Tampa Bay Corsairs
Oak Island Treasure
Bermondsey Lions

RESURRECTED FROM THE DEAD
Oklahoma City Cheetahs
Indianapolis
Philadelphia

NO LONGER QUICK ENOUGH
Utah Raptors

Quick and the dead rankings (2035 Week 14)


THE QUICK

1. Deadwood Dust Devils 196 (1)
2. Duluth Timbers 184 (2)
3. Charleston Hammers 177 (3)
4. Mayfield Bakers 150 (5)
5. Hamburg Blue Devils 144 (6)
6. Great Falls Quicksilver 130 (4)
7. Blue Rock Heisenbergs 123 (9)
8. Carolina 114 (10)
9. Vancouver Bears 106 (12)
10. Hawaii Black Sharks 96 (7)


AND

11. San Antonio Rampage 90 (8)
12. Omaha Storm 64 (13)
13. Utah Raptors 55 (15)
14. Oak Island Treasure 55 (24)
15. Tokyo Far East 51 (11)
16. Letterkenny Shamrocks 47 (22)
17. Indianapolis 45 (17)
18. Tucson Outlaws 44 (19)
19. Tampa Bay Corsairs 24 (23)
20. Green Bay 21 (20)
21. Bermondsey Lions 19 (26)
22. Chicken Wing Foghorn Leghorns 15 (16)

THE DEAD

32. Buffalo -96 (32)
31. Portland Pioneers -66 (31)
30. New Orleans Voodoo -64 (30)
29. St. Lawrence Muskies -61 (29)
28. Seattle -35 (27)
27. Oklahoma City Cheetahs -24 (14)
26. Detroit -16 (28)
25. Synn City Chupacabras -15 (25)
24. Philadelphia -3 (21)
23. Texas Butcherz 13 (18)

BECAME QUICK
Vancouver Bears

BECAME DEAD
Texas Butcherz
Philadelphia
Oklahoma City Cheetahs

RESURRECTED FROM THE DEAD
Oak Island Treasure
Tampa Bay Corsairs
Bermondsey Lions

NO LONGER QUICK ENOUGH
San Antonio Rampage