Quick and the dead rankings (2035 Preseason)

THE QUICK

1. Blue Rock Heisenbergs 32 (1)
2. Great Falls Quicksilver 31 (2)
3. Mayfield Bakers 30 (3)
4. Charleston Hammers 29 (4)
5. Tucson Outlaws 28 (5)
6. Hamburg Blue Devils 27 (6)
7. Letterkenny Shamrocks 26 (7)
8. Duluth Timbers 25 (8)
9. Indianapolis 24 (9)
10. Carolina 23 (0)

AND

11. Tokyo Far East 22 (11)
12. Vancouver Bears 21 (12)
13. Deadwood Dust Devils 20 (13)
14. Hawaii Black Sharks 19 (14)
15. Omaha Storm 18 (15)
16. Green Bay 17 (16)
17. Utah Raptors 16 (17)
18. Texas Butcherz 15 (18)
19. Tampa Bay Corsairs 14 (19)
20. Oak Island Treasure 13 (20)
21. Seattle 12 (21)
22. Bermondsey Lions 11 (22)

THE DEAD

32. San Antonio Rampage 1 (32)
31. Buffalo 2 (31)
30. St. Lawrence Muskies 3 (30)
29. Portland Pioneers 4 (29)
28. Detroit 5 (28)
27. Philadelphia 6 (27)
26. New Orleans Voodoo 7 (26)
25. Oklahoma City Cheetahs 8 (25)
24. Synn City Chupacabras 9 (24)
23. Chicken Wing Foghorn Leghorns 10 (23)

BECAME QUICK
None

BECAME DEAD
None

RESURRECTED FROM THE DEAD
None

NO LONGER QUICK ENOUGH
None

Quick and the dead rankings (2035 Week 1)

The Heisenbergs and Quicksilver met in the 2034 Title game and both lost Week 1 in 2035!

The largest shakeup in the Quick and the Dead history as 22 teams changed levels in the rankings including 7 teams resurrected from the dead and 7 teams that were given their last rites.

THE QUICK

1. Mayfield Bakers 118 (3)
2. Letterkenny Shamrocks 115 (7)
3. Hamburg Blue Devils 111 (6)
4. Charleston Hammers 99 (4)
5. Deadwood Dust Devils 95 (13)
6. Omaha Storm 95 (15)
7. Carolina 88 (0)
8. Tampa Bay Corsairs 83 (19)
9. Hawaii Black Sharks 78 (14)
10. Tucson Outlaws 72 (5)

AND
11. Oklahoma City Cheetahs 64 (25)
12. San Antonio Rampage 59 (32)
13. Blue Rock Heisenbergs 57 (1)
14. Philadelphia 56 (27)
15. Detroit 49 (28)
16. Texas Butcherz 45 (18)
17. Synn City Chupacabras 41 (24)
18. Seattle 40 (21)
19. Great Falls Quicksilver 36 (2)
20. New Orleans Voodoo 31 (26)
21. Duluth Timbers 25 (8)
22. Portland Pioneers 25 (29)

THE DEAD

32. Bermondsey Lions -2 (22)
31. Buffalo -1 (31)
30. Green Bay 7 (16)
29. Chicken Wing Foghorn Leghorns 13 (23)
28. St. Lawrence Muskies 16 (30)
27. Vancouver Bears 18 (12)
26. Indianapolis 19 (9)
25. Oak Island Treasure 22 (20)
24. Tokyo Far East 22 (11)
23. Utah Raptors 23 (17)

BECAME QUICK
Deadwood Dust Devils
Omaha Storm
Tampa Bay Corsairs
Hawaii Black Sharks

BECAME DEAD
Utah Raptors
Oak Island Treasure
Tokyo Far East
Indianapolis
Vancouver Bears
Green Bay
Bermondsey Lions

RESURRECTED FROM THE DEAD
Portland Pioneers
New Orleans Voodoo
Synn City Chupacabras
Detroit
Philadelphia
San Antonio Rampage
Oklahoma City Cheetahs

NO LONGER QUICK ENOUGH
Blue Rock Heisenbergs
Great Falls Quicksilver
Duluth Timbers
Indianapolis

I'll be dead for a few seasons

Quick and the dead rankings (2035 Week 2)

In 2 weeks, last year's Champions have died! Will this be rest in peace or will they be resurrected from the ashes and rise like a Phoenix?!?

THE QUICK

1. Letterkenny Shamrocks 116 (2)
2. Hamburg Blue Devils 110 (3)
3. Deadwood Dust Devils 104 (5)
4. Charleston Hammers 102 (4)
5. Mayfield Bakers 101 (1)
6. Omaha Storm 98 (6)
7. Hawaii Black Sharks 89 (9)
8. Carolina 84 (7)
9. San Antonio Rampage 84 (12)
10. Tucson Outlaws 78 (10)

AND

11. Great Falls Quicksilver 70 (19)
12. Synn City Chupacabras 65 (17)
13. Utah Raptors 64 (23)
14. Vancouver Bears 54 (27)
15. Oklahoma City Cheetahs 53 (1)
16. Tampa Bay Corsairs 47 (8)
17. Philadelphia 47 (14)
18. Duluth Timbers 47 (21)
19. Detroit 42 (15)
20. Texas Butcherz 42 (16)
21. Chicken Wing Foghorn Leghorns 26 (29)
22. Seattle 24 (18)

THE DEAD

32. St. Lawrence Muskies -19 (28)
31. Buffalo -14 (31)
30. Bermondsey Lions -8 (32)
29. Indianapolis -8 (26)
28. Oak Island Treasure 9 (25)
27. Tokyo Far East 9 (24)
26. Blue Rock Heisenbergs 11 (13)
25. New Orleans Voodoo 15 (20)
24. Green Bay 18 (30)
23. Portland Pioneers 21 (22)

BECAME QUICK
San Antonio Rampage

BECAME DEAD
Portland Pioneers
New Orleans Voodoo
Blue Rock Heisenbergs

RESURRECTED FROM THE DEAD
Vancouver Bears
Utah Raptors
Chicken Wing Foghorn Leghorns

NO LONGER QUICK ENOUGH
Tampa Bay Corsairs

Quick and the dead rankings (2035 Week 3)


THE QUICK

1. Hamburg Blue Devils 128 (2)
2. Mayfield Bakers 125 (5)
3. Deadwood Dust Devils 121 (3)
4. Charleston Hammers 111 (4)
5. Hawaii Black Sharks 101 (7)
6. Utah Raptors 95 (13)
7. Carolina 94 (8)
8. Great Falls Quicksilver 93 (11)
9. Tampa Bay Corsairs 77 (16)
10. Letterkenny Shamrocks 75 (1)

AND

11. Duluth Timbers 67 (18)
12. Omaha Storm 58 (6)
13. Chicken Wing Foghorn Leghorns 56 (21)
14. Tucson Outlaws 51 (10)
15. San Antonio Rampage 50 (9)
16. Green Bay 41 (24)
17. Oklahoma City Cheetahs 34 (15)
18. Synn City Chupacabras 33 (12)
19. Vancouver Bears 31 (14)
20. Philadelphia 31 (17)
21. Detroit 18 (19)
22. Seattle 10 (22)

THE DEAD

32. St. Lawrence Muskies -44 (32)
31. Buffalo -40 (31)
30. Indianapolis -37 (29)
29. Portland Pioneers -33 (23)
28. New Orleans Voodoo -18 (25)
27. Bermondsey Lions -1 (30)
26. Tokyo Far East 3 (27)
25. Blue Rock Heisenbergs 6 (26)
24. Texas Butcherz 6 (20)
23. Oak Island Treasure 10 (28)

BECAME QUICK
Utah Raptors
Great Falls Quicksilver
Tampa Bay Corsairs

BECAME DEAD


RESURRECTED FROM THE DEAD
Green Bay

NO LONGER QUICK ENOUGH
Omaha Storm
Tucson Outlaws
San Antonio Rampage

Quick and the dead rankings (2035 Week 4)

The Champion Heisenbergs have won 2 in a row and have been resurrected from the dead. A few more wins could see them back in the rolls of the Quick.

THE QUICK

1. Deadwood Dust Devils 137 (3)
2. Hamburg Blue Devils 126 (1)
3. Mayfield Bakers 112 (2)
4. Charleston Hammers 107 (4)
5. Carolina 107 (7)
6. Great Falls Quicksilver 107 (8)
7. Tampa Bay Corsairs 97 (9)
8. Letterkenny Shamrocks 96 (10)
9. Omaha Storm 86 (12)
10. Duluth Timbers 85 (11)

AND

11. San Antonio Rampage 77 (15)
12. Hawaii Black Sharks 74 (5)
13. Utah Raptors 70 (6)
14. Tokyo Far East 69 (26)
15. Chicken Wing Foghorn Leghorns 64 (13)
16. Blue Rock Heisenbergs 63 (25)
17. Oak Island Treasure 46 (23)
18. Tucson Outlaws 36 (14)
19. New Orleans Voodoo 31 (28)
20. Synn City Chupacabras 24 (18)
21. Oklahoma City Cheetahs 18 (17)
22. Philadelphia 18 (20)

THE DEAD

32. Buffalo -28 (31)
31. Portland Pioneers -24 (29)
30. St. Lawrence Muskies -18 (32)
29. Indianapolis -15 (30)
28. Detroit -3 (21)
27. Seattle -3 (22)
26. Texas Butcherz -2 (24)
25. Bermondsey Lions 4 (27)
24. Green Bay 9 (16)
23. Vancouver Bears 15 (19)

BECAME QUICK
Duluth Timbers
Omaha Storm

BECAME DEAD
Detroit
Seattle
Vancouver Bears
Green Bay

RESURRECTED FROM THE DEAD
Tokyo Far East
Blue Rock Heisenbergs
Oak Island Treasure
New Orleans Voodoo

NO LONGER QUICK ENOUGH
Hawaii Black Sharks
Utah Raptors

Quick and the dead rankings (2035 Week 5)

After the 2 teams in the Title game (Quicksilver/Heisenbergs) starting the season 0-1 and 0-2 respectively, here wr are in week 5 and both have shot their way back to the ranks of the Quick.


THE QUICK

1. Deadwood Dust Devils 135 (1)
2. Mayfield Bakers 131 (3)
3. Great Falls Quicksilver 129 (6)
4. Charleston Hammers 117 (4)
5. Omaha Storm 110 (9)
6. Blue Rock Heisenbergs 105 (16)
7. Hawaii Black Sharks 97 (12)
8. Duluth Timbers 87 (10)
9. Utah Raptors 86 (13)
10. Carolina 83 (5)

AND

11. San Antonio Rampage 81 (11)
12. Hamburg Blue Devils 72 (2)
13. Oak Island Treasure 69 (17)
14. Tampa Bay Corsairs 66 (7)
15. Letterkenny Shamrocks 59 (8)
16. Philadelphia 51 (22)
17. Vancouver Bears 51 (23)
18. Tokyo Far East 48 (14)
19. Chicken Wing Foghorn Leghorns 38 (15)
20. Tucson Outlaws 32 (18)
21. Seattle 19 (27)
22. Texas Butcherz 16 (26)

THE DEAD

32. Buffalo -34 (32)
31. Portland Pioneers -34 (31)
30. Indianapolis -29 (29)
29. Bermondsey Lions -22 (25)
28. Detroit -16 (28)
27. Oklahoma City Cheetahs -2 (21)
26. New Orleans Voodoo 1 (19)
25. St. Lawrence Muskies 7 (30)
24. Green Bay 14 (24)
23. Synn City Chupacabras 15 (20)

BECAME QUICK
Blue Rock Heisenbergs
Hawaii Black Sharks
Utah Raptors

BECAME DEAD
Synn City Chupacabras
New Orleans Voodoo
Oklahoma City Cheetahs

RESURRECTED FROM THE DEAD
Texas Butcherz
Seattle
Vancouver Bears

NO LONGER QUICK ENOUGH
Hamburg Blue Devils
Tampa Bay Corsairs
Letterkenny Shamrocks

After we started 0-2, the Heisenbergs had the toughest week of practice ever as they seemed to lose their edge after an offseason of parties and talk shows. Looks like we're getting our mojo back.

Quick and the dead rankings (2035 Week 6)

6 weeks in and the rankings settle down with just 2 teams switching tiers.


THE QUICK

1. Deadwood Dust Devils 151 (1)
2. Omaha Storm 127 (5)
3. Charleston Hammers 126 (4)
4. Duluth Timbers 117 (8)
5. Carolina 111 (10)
6. Utah Raptors 107 (9)
7. Blue Rock Heisenbergs 103 (6)
8. Mayfield Bakers 99 (2)
9. Hawaii Black Sharks 96 (7)
10. Great Falls Quicksilver 94 (3)

AND

11. Oak Island Treasure 66 (13)
12. Hamburg Blue Devils 62 (12)
13. Tokyo Far East 62 (18)
14. San Antonio Rampage 58 (11)
15. Philadelphia 57 (16)
16. Vancouver Bears 57 (17)
17. Tucson Outlaws 53 (20)
18. Tampa Bay Corsairs 50 (14)
19. Letterkenny Shamrocks 44 (15)
20. Seattle 32 (21)
21. Chicken Wing Foghorn Leghorns 28 (19)
22. St. Lawrence Muskies 26 (25)

THE DEAD

32. Buffalo -47 (32)
31. Bermondsey Lions -35 (29)
30. Portland Pioneers -32 (31)
29. Green Bay -12 (24)
28. Synn City Chupacabras -11 (23)
27. Detroit -7 (28)
26. Oklahoma City Cheetahs -5 (27)
25. New Orleans Voodoo 1 (26)
24. Indianapolis 2 (30)
23. Texas Butcherz 4 (22)

BECAME QUICK
None

BECAME DEAD
Texas Butcherz

RESURRECTED FROM THE DEAD
St. Lawrence Muskies

NO LONGER QUICK ENOUGH
None

Quick and the dead rankings (2035 Week 7)

Special shout out to Carolina who best the Quicksilver in week 5...why???...entering that game, the Quicksilver had an alltime division record of 100-1-1 with the only lose happening 18 seasons ago in season 1 of this league and the tie happened in 2019. The lose snapped a 92 game winning streak. Congratulations Carolina!!

Special apology to the Heisenbergs for putting the jinx on them after focusing on their great turn around after an 0-2 start putting them in the ranks of the Quick....which they no longer are....sorry!

Finally, hats off to the Dust Devils and the Hammers off to great 7-0 starts and looking to take the Conference mantle from the Quicksilver!


THE QUICK

1. Deadwood Dust Devils 144 (1)
2. Charleston Hammers 140 (3)
3. Duluth Timbers 133 (4)
4. Carolina 132 (5)
5. Great Falls Quicksilver 114 (10)
6. Utah Raptors 113 (6)
7. Oak Island Treasure 93 (11)
8. Omaha Storm 91 (2)
9. Letterkenny Shamrocks 87 (19)
10. Mayfield Bakers 82 (8)

AND

11. Hamburg Blue Devils 81 (12)
12. Blue Rock Heisenbergs 72 (7)
13. Hawaii Black Sharks 67 (9)
14. Tampa Bay Corsairs 61 (18)
15. Tucson Outlaws 60 (17)
16. Tokyo Far East 53 (13)
17. San Antonio Rampage 49 (14)
18. Chicken Wing Foghorn Leghorns 42 (21)
19. Synn City Chupacabras 30 (28)
20. Vancouver Bears 28 (16)
21. Green Bay 24 (29)
22. Philadelphia 21 (15)

THE DEAD

32. Buffalo -59 (32)
31. Portland Pioneers -34 (30)
30. Detroit -25 (27)
29. Texas Butcherz -24 (23)
28. Oklahoma City Cheetahs -14 (26)
27. New Orleans Voodoo -12 (25)
26. St. Lawrence Muskies -8 (22)
25. Bermondsey Lions 5 (31)
24. Seattle 7 (20)
23. Indianapolis 20 (24)

BECAME QUICK
Oak Island Treasure
Letterkenny Shamrocks

BECAME DEAD
St. Lawrence Muskies
Seattle

RESURRECTED FROM THE DEAD
Synn City Chupacabras
Green Bay

NO LONGER QUICK ENOUGH
Blue Rock Heisenbergs
Hawaii Black Sharks