The Quick and the Dead
Playoff Picture (week 16 Final)
American Conference 1. #2 Kansas City Monarchs 14-2 (1)
2. #7 Blue Rock Heisenbergs 11-5 (3)
3. #13 Tokyo Far East 10-6 (2)
4. #15 Menominee Timberjacks 9-7 (4)
5. #9 Mayfield Bakers 10-6 (5)
6. #11 Chesapeake Bay Crusaders 10-6 (7)
7. #12 Birmingham Thunderbolts 9-6-1 (8)
OUT. #14 Oak Island Treasure 9-7 (6)
OUT. #8 Galanta Mallards 9-6-1 (9)
MONARCHS
Locked up their #1 seed and bye
FAR EAST
A win versus the #11 Galanta Mallards gives them the #2 seed.
NOIf they lose they need both the #13 Blue Rock Heisenbergs to lose to the #18 Texas Butcherz and the #14 Menominee Timberjacks to lose to the #10 Mayfield Bakers to lock up the #2 seed.
NOIf they lose and either the Heisenbergs or Timberjacks win then they get the #3 seed.
YESIf they lose and both the Heisenbergs and Timberjacks win they end up the #4 seed.
NOHEISENBERGS
They need a win versus the #18 Texas Butcherz to secure the #3 seed.
YESThey need a win plus a #9 Tokyo Far East lose to #11 Galanta Mallards to secure the #2 seed.
YESIf they lose, they need the #14 Menominee Timberjacks to lose to the #10 Mayfield Bakers to secure the #3 seed.
NOIf they lose and the Timberjacks win, they become the #4 seed.
NOTIMBERJACKS
They need a win versus the #10 Mayfield Bakers plus both the #9 Far East to lose to the #11 Galanta Mallards and the #13 Blue Rock Heisenbergs to lose to the #18 Texas Butcherz to secure the #2 seed.
NOIf they win and either the Heisenbergs or Far East lose, they secure the #3 seed.
NOIf both the Heisenbergs and Far East win, they lock up the 4th seed no matter if they win or lose.
YESBAKERS
If they win versus the #14 Menominee Timberjacks they secure the #5 seed.
YESIf they lose, they need 2 of the following 4 teams to lose to make the playoffs. The #15 Oak Island Treasure to lose versus the #5 Kansas City Monarchs, the #12 Chesapeake Bay Crusaders to lose to the #17 Chicago Billy Goats, the #8 Birmingham Thunderbolts to lose to the #27 Albany Firebirds or the #11 Galanta Mallards to lose to the #9 Tokyo Far East.
NOTREASURE
If they win versus the #5 Kansas City Monarchs they secure at least the 6 seed.
NOIf they win and the #10 Mayfield Bakers lose to the #14 Menominee Timberjacks they secure the #5 seed.
NOIf they lose, they need 2 of the following 3 teams to lose. The #12 Chesapeake Bay Crusaders to lose to the #17 Chicago Billy Goats, the #8 Birmingham Thunderbolts to lose to the #27 Albany Firebirds or the #11 Galanta Mallards to lose to the #9 Tokyo Far East.
NOCRUSADERS
They need a win versus the #17 Chicago Billy Goats to secure at least the #7 seed.
YESThey need a win plus both the #10 Mayfield Bakers lose to the #14 Menominee Timberjacks and the #15 Oak Island Treasure to lose versus the #5 Kansas City Monarchs to secure the #5 seed.
NOIf they win and either the Bakers or Treasure lose they secure the #6 seed.
YESIf they lose, they need 2 of the following 3 teams to lose. The #8 Birmingham Thunderbolts to lose to the #27 Albany Firebirds, the #11 Galanta Mallards to lose to the #9 Tokyo Far East or the #10 Mayfield Bakers to lose to the #14 Menominee Timberjacks.
NOTHUNDERBOLTS
They need a win versus #27 Albany Firebirds and 1 of the following 3 teams to lose to secure the 7 seed. The #15 Oak Island Treasure to lose versus the #5 Kansas City Monarchs, the #12 Chesapeake Bay Crusaders to lose to the #17 Chicago Billy Goats or the #10 Mayfield Bakers to lose to the #14 Menominee Timberjacks.
YESIf they win and all 3 teams lose, they secure the 5 seed.
NOIf they win and 2 of the 3 teams lose they secure the 6 seed.
NOIf they lose they are eliminated.
NOMALLARDS
They need a win versus #9 Tokyo Far East plus loses by 2 of the following 4 teams. The #15 Oak Island Treasure to lose versus the #5 Kansas City Monarchs, the #12 Chesapeake Bay Crusaders to lose to the #17 Chicago Billy Goats, the #10 Mayfield Bakers to lose to the #14 Menominee Timberjacks or the #8 Birmingham Thunderbolts to lose to the #27 Albany Firebirds.
NO If all 4 teams lose, they secure the 5 seed.
NO If 3 of the 4 teams lose they secure the 6 seed.
NONational Conference1. #4 Great Falls Quicksilver 15-1 (1)
2. #3 Charleston Hammers 14-2 (3)
3. #6 Chicken Wing Foghorn Leghorns 13-3 (2)
4. #1 Bratislava Mellotrons 13-3 (4)
5. #5 Hollywood Stars 12-4 (5)
6. #10 Deadwood Dust Devils 11-5 (6)
7. #16 Omaha Storm 8-8 (8)
OUT. #19 Chicago Billy Goats 7-9 (7)
QUICKSILVER
If they beat the #26 Hawaii Black Sharks they lock up the bye and #1 seed.
YESIf they lose, they need the #4 Chicken Wing Foghorn Leghorns to lose to the #6 Hollywood Stars and the #1 Charleston Hammers lose to the #26 Green Bay Bullfrogs to retain the bye and 1 seed.
NOIf they lose and either the Foghorn Leghorns or Hammers win they secure the 2 seed.
NOIf they lose and both the teams win they drop to the 3 seed.
NOFOGHORN LEGHORNS
They need a win versus the #6 Hollywood Stars to guarantee at least the 2 seed.
NOIf they win and the #2 Great Falls Quicksilver lose to the #26 Hawaii Black Sharks they secure the bye and #1 seed.
NOIf they lose, they are guaranteed at least the 3 seed.
YESA lose and a Charleston Hammers lose to the #26 Chicago Billy Goats gives them the #2 seed.
NOHAMMERS
A win versus the #26 Chicago Billy Goats guarantees them at least the 3 seed.
YESThey need a win plus both the #2 Great Falls Quicksilver to lose to the #26 Hawaii Black Sharks and the #4 Chicken Wing Foghorn Leghorns to lose to the #6 Hollywood Stars to secure the #1 seed.
NOIf they win and either the Quicksilver or Foghorn Leghorns lose they secure the 2 seed.
YESMELLOTRONS
They need a win versus the #7 Deadwood Dust Devils to win their division and secure the #4 seed.
YESIf they lose they become the #5 seed.
NODUST DEVILS
They need a win versus the #3 Bratislava Mellotrons to secure the division Title and the 4 seed.
NOIf they lose they are the 6 seed.
YESBILLY GOATS
They need a win versus the #12 Chesapeake Bay Crusaders to secure the 7 seed.
NOIf they lose, they need the #19 Omaha Storm to lose to the #25 New Orleans Voodoo to secure the 7 seed.
NOSTORM
They need a win versus the #25 New Orleans Voodoo and a #26 Billy Goats lose to the #12 Charleston Hammers to secure the 7 seed.
YES