QB

Jim Zorn
12 seasons
Great Falls Quicksilver
11x Conference Champion
8x League Champion
60,527 passing yards (1st Alltime)
559 TD passes (1st Alltime)
111.0 QBR (4th Alltime)
Postseason
11,698 passing yards (1st Alltime)
102 TD passes (1st Alltime)
104.68 (6th Alltime)

He was drafted with the 2nd overall pick in the leagues allocation draft out of Iowa State. Who went #1 in front of him you ask? QB Joe Winkleman was drafted out of Eastern Illinois by the Chicken Wing Foghorn Leghorns. Winkleman had a solid 13 year career playing for 3 teams and finished 10th Alltime in passing yards and 12th Alltime in TD passes.

Zorn holds most the passing records for the regular and postseason. He is 2,786 passing yards better then the next best player and 18,228 yards better then the best active player in passing yards. His 559 TD passes are 129 more then the 2nd best Alltime and 183 more then the best active player.

In the Postseason, he has 5,847 more passing yards then the 2nd best player and is 6,190 yards ahead of the the best active player. His 102 Postseason TD passes is 57 more then the 2nd best who is still active.

He finished 176-15-1 (91.7%) in the regular season and 32-4 (88.9%) Alltime in the postseason. His average regular season was 5,043 passing yards, 46 TD passes and 14 INTs. His complete dominance passing in both the regular season and postseason may never be matched as he played in 11 Title games in his 12 seasons winning 8 Titles. He is the Goat

RB

Fidel Marrow
10 seasons
Seattle Dragons
7x Division Champion
10,637 rushing yards (1st Alltime)
4.1 yards per rush
39 rushing TD (4th Alltime)
642 receptions (5th Alltime)
5,059 yards receiving (64th Alltime)
27 TD receptions
15,507 total yards (6th Alltime)
66 total yards (11th Alltime)
Postseason
849 yards (6th Alltime)
3 rushing TDs (13th Alltime)
51 receptions (23rd Alltime)
509 yards receiving (36th Alltime)
1,359 total yards (12th Alltime)

He was drafted in the 6th round of the leagues allocation draft out of New Hampshire College. The 5 picks in front of him all had solid careers and LDE Jason Spencer who was selected with the 5th round pick in the allocation draft by Seattle, one round before Marrow is entering his 20th season in the Quick and the Dead in a return to Seattle when he signed a contract to return to the Dragons in 2037.

Marrow is the Alltime leading rusher in league history and only player to reach the 10,000 yard plateau. He is 1,266 ahead of the 2nd best rusher and 1,481 yards ahead of the best active RB. He was a duel threat running where he had 642 receptions which ranks 5th Alltime and his total yardage which ranks 6th Alltime but the 5 players in front of him all had return yardage while Marrow never made a return.

He only went 3-7 (30%) in the postseason but went 101-58-1 (63.1%) in the regular season making the playoffs 7 of his 10 seasons. He averaged 1,063 yards rushing and just under 4 rushing TDs per season while adding 64 receptions, 505 yards receiving and just under 3 TD receptions per season. He rushed for 1,000 yards in 6 of his 10 seasons while adding at least 500 yards receiving in 5 of his 10 seasons. In 2024, he rushed for 1,538 yards which is 7th Alltime in a season and in 2021, he rushed for 10 TDs which is tied for 11th Alltime in a season. In 2023 and 2024, he eclipsed 2,000 total yards for the season.

WR

Courtney Sutton
8 seasons
Birmingham Thunderbolts
4x Conference Champion
4x League Champion
600 receptions (10th Alltime)
13,851 yards receiving (1st Alltime)
143 TD receptions (1st Alltime)
14,393 Total yards (15th Alltime)
149 Total TDs (1st Alltime)
Postseason
93 receptions (4th Alltime)
2,295 yards receiving (1st Alltime)
26 TD receptions (1st Alltime)

He was drafted with the 15th pick of the 1st round of the 2026 draft out of UCLA. Surprisingly, he was the 2nd WR taken in that draft where WR Hiram Ferreira was taken with the 3rd pick by Tampa Bay. Ferreira never lived up to his draft status and is still active and on the free agent market.

No best ever list is complete without Courtney Sutton who was nicknamed "Mr TD". His 13,851 receiving yards is 5,155 yards more then the 2nd best player and 5,522 yards more then the best active player. His 143 TD receptions is 50 more then the 2nd best player and 61 more then the best active player.

He averaged 75 receptions, 1731 yards receiving and just under 18 TD receptions per season. In 2032, he had 83 receptions, 3,072 yards receiving (1st Alltime) and 39 TD receptions (1st Alltime). He broke 2,000 yards receiving in 4 of his 8 seasons and had at least 11 TD receptions in 7 of his 8 seasons.

He went 89-38-1 (69.5%) in the regular season and 12-2 (85.7%) in the postseason. He has the top 3 receiving yards records for a postseason with 468 yards (2032), 474 yards (2030) and 571 yards (2029) plus has the top 3 TD reception records for a postseason with 6 TD receptions (2032), 7 TD receptions (2029) and 9 TD receptions (2033). In 2033, he had 5 TD receptions (1st Alltime) in a playoff game.

The only thing that could stop Courtney Sutton was Courtney Sutton who after just 8 dominant seasons, retired at the age of 29 years old in 2033. His final season, he had 85 receptions (6th season) , 2,172 yards receiving (1st season) and 26 TD receptions (1st season). He showed no signs of slowing down and his team had won 4 League Titles in his last 5 seasons including 2 in a row and he retired on top!

RETURNER

RB Reginald George
9 seasons
Buffalo Chips
100 KO returns
3,661 KO return yards
9 KO return TDs
168 punt returns
1,327 punt return yards
3 punt return TDs

He was drafted with the 13th pick of the 1st round by Buffalo out of Toledo. He rushed for 5,069 yards and had 3,047 yards receiving but it was the return game which made him special.

His 12 total return TDs are a record as are his 9 KO return TDs and 3 punt return TDs. He averaged a return TD on 4.5% of every return and an amazing 9% on every KO return.

KICKER

Daniel Howard
14 seasons
Great Falls (13)
Tampa Bay (1)
12x Conference Champion
8x League Champion
213 games
449/478 FGs (93.9%) (5th Alltime)
42/50 FGs 50+ (80.0%)
883/897 XP (98.4%) (1st Alltime)
2230 points (2nd Alltime)
1555 KOs (1st Alltime)
POSTSEASON
85/89 FGs (95.5%) (1st Alltime)
8/9 FGs 50+ (88.9%)
137/138 XP (99.3,%) (1st Alltime)
392 points (1st Alltime)
257 KOs (1st Alltime)

Howard was drafted with the 31st pick in the 6th round of the 2020 draft by the Quicksilver out of Louisiana State. K Adrien Lee was taken 2 rounds ahead of him in the 4th round by Green Bay. Lee bounced around 3 teams and had a fantastic career but he just didn't the chances Howard got, especially in the postseason.

Howard was a very accurate kicker and he has the most prolific numbers in the postseason where all his percentages actual are higher then his regular season numbers.

DEFENSE

The best all around defender

MLB William Glover
11 seasons
Seattle Dragons
175 gamed
1,119 tackles (3rd Alltime)
23 sacks
53 hurries
115 knockdowns
19 interceptions
25 forced fumbles (1st Alltime)
52.2 catch allowed percentage
740 passed defended

Glover did it all from tackling, blitzing, playing coverage and forcing fumbles. He is the most complete defensive player in Quick and the Dead history.

WLB Grady Moody
14 seasons
Tampa Bay Corsairs (11)
Buffalo Chips (3)
1,303 tackles (1st Alltime)
8 sacks
6 hurries
163 knockdowns (45th Alltime)
29 interceptions (40th Alltime)
19 forced fumbles (5th Alltime)
60.3 catch allowed percentage
828 passes defended

Moody is the Alltime tackles leader in league history and close to being the best all around defender but lacked the pass rush numbers.

PASS RUSHER

RDE George Lucia
17 seasons (still active)
Charleston Hammers (8)
Green Bay Bullfrogs (6)
North Florida Lizards (1)
Philadelphia Cheesesteaks (2)
523 tackles
89 sacks (1st Alltime)
252 hurries (2nd Alltime)
11 forced fumbles

The Alltime sack leader is still playing but his sack days are over having zero sacks the last 5 seasons and just 4 sacks in the last 9 seasons. He started his career with 5 straight double digit sack seasons but his game has changed in the 2nd half of his career becoming more of a run stopper.

LDE Jason Spencer
20 seasons
Seattle Dragons (9)
Chicken Wing Foghorn Leghorns (5)
Hawaii Black Sharks (2)
Baker Mayfield (3)
548 tackles
88 sacks (2nd Alltime)
165 hurries
8 forced fumbles

Spencer has been around since the leagues allocation draft and still going. He needs 1 sack to tie and 2 to become the Alltime sack leader. Unlike Lucia, he had 4 sacks last season and returned to the team that originally drafted him looking to make history.

PASS COVERAGE

CB Chunk Thompson
11 seasons
Chicken Wing Foghorn Leghorns (9)
Chesapeake Bay Crusaders (2)
706 tackles
239 knockdowns (4th Alltime)
76 interceptions (1st Alltime)
6 pick 6s (1st Alltime)
47.2 catch allowed percentage
932 passes defended (10th Alltime)

The leagues Alltime leader in interceptions, this dominant ball hawk had at least 3 interceptions every season except his rookie campaign. He was the Dion Sanders of the Quick and the Dead.